This summer, thieves got their hands on the priceless crown jewels from the cathedral in Strängnäs and fled the scene in a speedboat.
Now that the Swedish people have finally recovered from the tragedy, but no longer have any royal objects to admire, they can perhaps pay a visit to fashionable Jobbiga Kläder* on Storgatan instead.
Strange business names are, after all, a national treasure as well.
*Something like “Irritating work outfits” in English.